7 Humorous Quotations About Food/Cooking

1) “What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”
-A.A. Milne

2) “Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
-James Patterson

3) “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
 -Charles M. Schulz

4) “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
 -Orson Welles

5) “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
 -W.C. Fields

6) “Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.”
 -William Shakespeare

7) “The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.”
 -Julia Child